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- Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
- Runtime:106 min
- Release Date:2013-09-20 18:44:07
- Director: McG
- Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime
MOVIE REVIEW:Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
OK, so the first Charlie's Angels was a decent movie from the acting to
all the action. Cameron, Lucy and Drew are great actresses but it
seemed like they weren't even trying in this film. I just watched Full
Throttle for the first time and I think it was one of the worst movies
i have ever seen. I really hope they were trying to be corny because
that was the worst piece of acting I have seen from Drew, Cameron, and
Lucy. I hate to sound mean but a lot of respect and brain cells were
lost when i watched that movie. Hopefully you all can redeem yourselves
especially the director and producer for even thinking that Full
Throttle was a good film.
This movie is one half Mission Impossible and one half Airplane. The
combination of which not only requires 'suspension of disbelief', but
I'd say you need to string your disbelief up by the roof beams and flog
If I haven't been clear enough, let me put it plainly: do not, I
repeat, do not take this movie seriously in any way, shape or form.
That much should be obvious in the first 2 minutes when we see the
angels walk into a Mongolian prison camp and start riding a mechanical
bull to the tune of "Wild Thang" while kicking the asses of hundreds of
300-lb men. I won't tell you what happens in the next 2 minutes, but it
makes the first 2 minutes look like a nature documentary.
I saw this movie last night and I'm still not sure what the plot is.
But it was thoroughly entertaining (especially for a hetero guy who
enjoys gratuitous booty shots). Some gags were pretty funny, while
others were so lame you have to laugh anyway. But really the comedy is
the fact that everything is so unbelievably unbelievable.
Glancing at some of the reviews here, I see that the tongue-in-cheek
comedy was lost on a lot of people, and instead of having a good time
they probably ended up hurling things at their TV screen. I'm just here
to warn you, do not fall into that trap. Realize that it's a comedy. It
panders to the lowest brain cell in your skull. And it delivers a wild
P.S. The soundtrack absolutely kicks butt. J Geils Band, Bon Jovi,
Loverboy, David Bowie, Journey… if you were alive & remotely cool in
the 80s, you'll really dig it.
I am astonished that anyone associated with this turkey would allow
their credit to be displayed on the screen. It is the worst written,
worst directed, worst acted, worst shot, worst edited and worst scored
movie it has ever been my misfortune to view.
The dialogue is stilted, the action scenes are so amateurishly
contrived as to be laughable, the acting is painfully stiff and the
cutting often seems to put the audience (assuming arguendo that there
is an audience) in the uncomfortable position of watching the cast wait
to be cued.
It is only through serial acts of Industrial Charity that the careers
of the above-the-line participants have been allowed to continue.
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