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  • Conjurer
    • Conjurer
    • Runtime:100 min
    • Release Date:2014-09-17 15:29:11
    • Director: Clint Hutchison
    • Genres: Horror, Thriller
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MOVIE REVIEW:Conjurer
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Halfway through I pulled the DVD out of the machine, stamped on it,
ground it under my heel then lit it on fire. then it proceeded to get
up and try to escape into a crack in the wall. I hit it hard with a
hammer a couple of times then sprayed it with a can of raid. I'll be
damned if the thing didn't make it into the wall anyway. Now I'm going
to have to move out of my apartment, because I'm sure its in the wall
laying eggs, and my apartment will soon be overrun with copies of this
DVD. I'm wondering if I should warn my neighbors, or just soak the
place with petrol when I leave and toss in a road flare. I'm afraid if
I warn someone they might not abandon all their possessions and a copy
or two might survive, eventually ruining all existence for everyone on
the planet. Might be best to call in an air strike or nuke it from
orbit just to be sure.

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I Don't'T KNOW WHO WROTE ALL THESE REVIEWS, BUT THEY WERE WRONG. I AM
JUST AN AVERAGE VIEWER, but this is a waste of time. Please believe me,
I often rely on this site to decide if a movie is worth watching. This
film however has been tainted by people who obviosly have an interest
in the movie.

The comments are lies. Piece of crap. Please do not waste your time. I
never write reviews, but I thought that the comments were so misleading
that I had to spare someone else the ordeal of sitting through this
piece of crap. While the actors were good, the story was so overdone.
Please believe me.

I hope you heed this warning. Don't waste your time.

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