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    • Snakes on a Plane
    • Runtime:105 min
    • Release Date:2014-07-22 15:19:54
    • Director: David R. Ellis
    • Genres: Action, Thriller
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MOVIE REVIEW:Snakes on a Plane
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Who is supposed to enjoy a snake movie where they don't even look real
and we don't love the people who die? The idea of throwing snakes on a
plane is intelligent, because there is no way to escape, but the plot
wasn't interesting and I dare to say it was even boring. I mean, the
film isn't even over yet and I'm already here to warn you how bad it
is, so trust me, it brings nothing new or entertaining for us. At least
we got a funny scene when the sexy lady and the muscle boy are getting
laid in the bathroom, the snake comes to them and they shake the room
desperately, making it looks like they're having a hardcore lol. That's
a shame that L Jackson didn't die, it was the most obvious thing we
could expect from Snakes on a Plane

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This movie start of like a Gangters movie at first which I did not
expect at the start of a Horror/Comdey movie.

Sean Jones who saw the man being attack and now has to be escorted by
FBI agents Neville Flynn who played by Samuel L. Jackson!) They go on
plane, everything seem normal until then killer snake come out of case
on the plane and when they reach cabin on the plane and attack everyone
on the plane.

Even though this is A horror/comedy movie they still seem to have some
really nerve-racking scenes, which were really well made, I also liked
the aftermath of the Snakes attack, those bites look nasty and painful
as hell, great on the make up effect for the bites.

This movie did have bit of nudity also as a lot of really funny
moments, which will make you laugh out loud.

The acting was really good for this movie, I did not expect the acting
to be that good at all in this movie but it was.

I am going to give this fun movie a 6 out of 10.

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An unfamiliar plot with likable leads, Snakes on a Plane (2006) can
almost live up to its original. The story is based on a guy who
witnessed a murder by a violence gang member. The witness was suppose
to fly to LA to testify against the murderer. To prevent the witness
from going, the murderer puts hundreds of poisonous snakes in the cargo
to kill everyone and bring the plane down. Although this plot isn't
anything new to Hollywood, Snakes on a Plane features Samuel Jackson
and Julianna Margulies, likable stars, and a lot of snakes on a plane.
It's all we wanted and it's all we will ever get from the premise of
the film. A lot of snakes, a lot of dead people, and a lot of people
saved in the end.

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This movie got a lot of hype and was a box office hit back when it came
into theatres four years ago. I guess that was around the time I first
heard about the film and its ridiculous title. However, I never
actually saw it until four years after its theatrical release and three
years after I saw it sampled in the horrendous "Epic Movie". With a
title like "Snakes on a Plane", it certainly doesn't sound like a very
good movie, but a lot of people clearly like it. Knowing it had a
following, I didn't just assume it was a terrible movie, and knew that
watching it was very obviously going to be better than watching "Epic
Movie". However, while it looked to me like it could be above average
for a while, it didn't take long for it to drop to average and then at
least slightly below!

In Hawaii, a prosecutor is murdered by a gangster named Eddie Kim, and
this killing is witnessed by a young man named Sean Jones, who finds
that he has to run when the gangsters realize he saw the deed! He is
rescued by an FBI agent named Neville Flynn, who tells Sean that he
will have to do as he says if he wants to live! The witness is soon
convinced to take a flight to Los Angeles and testify against Kim
there. Sean and Neville both board an airplane with many other
passengers, but nobody on board knows what horrible danger they're in
for during the flight! Kim has gotten a time-release crate containing
many different species of poisonous snakes into the cargo hold of the
plane to try and make sure nobody makes it to Los Angeles alive to
testify against him! A while after the flight begins, these snakes are
released, so they are now free to slither around the plane and rapidly
kill people, which is just what they do!

At the beginning of this movie, it sure doesn't look like an
action/thriller/horror movie, showing shots of Hawaii put to "Lovely
Day", a song by Donavon Frankenreiter, but when this opening sequence
is over, this immediately changes, showing the murder of the
prosecutor. To me, the film looked at least slightly above average for
just a little while, but this didn't last. First, there are some boring
conversation scenes with dull characters, notably Claire Miller and
Mercedes Harbont. The cast performances are mostly bland as well, apart
from Samuel L. Jackson as Neville Flynn. Throughout the film, there are
often parts I could tell are supposed to be funny, but these never made
me laugh and VERY rarely made me smile. When the snakes are released
and begin terrorizing the plane, I didn't find a lot of suspense,
watching numerous people on board getting attacked by the snakes and
the panic it causes. The story certainly tends to be predictable, and
is also pretty stupid and absurd. Also, the CGI snakes are not exactly
convincing. Even if all this cheesiness was intentional, I did not like
it.

Many fans of this movie might say that it is tongue-in-cheek and not
meant to be taken seriously. That makes sense, since anyone who gives
their movie a title like "Snakes on a Plane" shouldn't be aiming to
make a serious film. Still, whether it's meant for suspense, laughs, or
both, it fails if you ask me. Regardless of what the makers of this
film intended it to be, one of the things it's obviously supposed to be
is entertaining, and while many viewers can describe it as such, I most
certainly cannot. Several years ago, I watched "Mars Attacks!" and
thought it was really lame the first time, but then watched it again
very shortly after that, realizing then that it was meant to be silly
and campy, so it wasn't bad the second time. However, I somehow can't
imagine a second viewing of this 2006 blockbuster changing my opinion
significantly, even if it's a similar idea to the 1996 sci-fi comedy.
I'm not going to insult the fan base "Snakes on a Plane" has managed to
get, but don't expect me to become part of it.

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