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  • Zombieland
    • Zombieland
    • Runtime:88 min
    • Release Date:2013-12-01 05:32:19
    • Director: Ruben Fleischer
    • Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy
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MOVIE REVIEW:Zombieland
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*** This review may contain spoilers ***

I popped this film into my DVD player expecting to see
action,gore,violence and humour all neatly wrapped together to create
an enjoyable horror comedy that I could tell my friends about.

What I actually saw was a film that now ranks in my worst films of all
time collection. In fact this film is so bad I will have to throw my
DVD player in the bin as it has been tainted forever by this poison
(how can I disgrace another film by putting it in the same machine that
this filth has poisoned.

I did not laugh once through this entire movie. That is a hard thing to
achieve as I laugh quite easily. The action/violence/zombie killing is
below average with special affects that I could beat at home with corn
starch and food colouring. The acting is reasonable considering the
lack of passion given to characters.

The story is beyond a joke. It is stupid and juvenile and ridiculous
and can only be enjoyed by moronic simpletons.

major spoiler here) I cannot even warrant this review with a detailed
description of why this film is so bad. the only mildly interesting
part in the entire film is when bill Murray is shot by mistake. but
that is over in under 3 Min's.

if you crave a zombie comedy then this is not the one for you. Only
watch this film if you have watched every other film ever made as I am
sure you will be able to find more merit in any one of them.

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